My mom just said, “Georgie Bougie needs to be deported.”
I said, “Georgie Bougie? Oh, you mean Justin Bieber?”
My mother is all about sounding it out, but sometimes, she hits the nail on the head.
It would be called, “Don’t Go Storming Castles.”
Chill out people, life’s too short to be taking everything that seriously.
Don’t look so bored people, this is San Francisco!
Partygoers on a MUNI train late Tuesday night.
Some people come home and take off their business attire in order to feel relaxed, I have to unclip my hair from its barrette.
My non-religious mother has a reusable grocery store tote bag imprinted with the word “salvation” and the image of a key hole.