Archive | February, 2007

Things I Learned Today

28 Feb
  1. I can look it up everyday and still wonder how to spell the word ”occasion”;
  2. It takes six hours for an office full of adults passing a box of Girl Scout “Thin Mints” to consume the whole thing;
  3. If you once ran at the gym for hours on end you can be “the lady who can run forever” even if you haven’t been to the gym in a while and even if all you do now is walk;
  4. I have a friend who really, really identifies with penguins and I’m disturbed by this; and
  5. Bad news does seem to come in sets of three, I’ve had two fairly close pieces of bad news this week, wonder what’s next.

© Laura Genao 2007

What’s on your San Marcos?

24 Feb

I drive by the wholesale blanket place on Atlantic Blvd., just north of Maywood, about once a week.  Each time, I’m intrigued by the gazillion blankets draped on the box building and by the crowds always gathered there.  Strawberry Shortcake has one.  So do the SF 49ers.  Even colts running around on a hill have one.  It seems everything is welcome on  a San Marcos cobija.

Curled upI used to be a little uppity about the blankets, thinking to myself, “I’ll never have anything that can be a tapestry, rug, and blanket in my house.” 
Then my mom got me one.  I am a complete convert.  My version of the San Marcos blanket, is the softest, plushest, warmest blanket I have ever had and it is what I curl up with while watching MTV’s Saturday morning shows (and, no, despite requests, I don’t hang it as a tapestry or use it as a rug–unless I’m photographing it).

A lion’s on mine. What’s on your San Marcos?

What's on yours?

© Laura Genao 2007

 

those pesky boundaries

22 Feb

A friend posted on how people’s boundaries come down when you become pregnant.  Since I have never been pregnant, I can’t say I relate, but I do wonder about people when it comes to my hair (yes, it is a source of angst for me).  Today, I was minding my own business, leaving the grocery store with my whole wheat pita and avocadoes, when a lady stopped me, took me by the arm and looked me squarely in the eyes and said, “You have beautiful hair.”  I have never thought it beautiful and her proclamation made me feel oddly exposed.  At least she didn’t try to touch it.

Cousin Itt

© Laura Genao 2007

I Vote For Valeria

21 Feb

There’s a city council election coming up in my district.  Lawn signs abound for official candidates and maybe even for some write-ins. 

Lawn Signs

© Laura Genao 2007

Seeing in Waves

20 Feb

Pobrecita bici.  Wiggled out of a Dali painting and onto a city street.

Wiggly Wobbly

© Laura Genao 2007

On Ice

17 Feb

Perhaps it’s because my years in Boston, Philadelphia, and New York never taught me how to successfully avoid disaster on icy surfaces that this looked more like a body outline than an innocent indicator of a pedestrian right of way.

On Ice

© Laura Genao 2007

Smells In The City

16 Feb

My New York City vacation is coming to an end.  While yesterday’s snowstorm made it a little colder than I expected, I discovered that winter in NYC has one distinct advantage over other times of the year here.  In 14 degree weather,  normal city smells are absent. 

Or almost absent. 

Coming out of a show this evening, almost all of the city’s smells were gone.  Almost all, except for the pernicious scent of McDonald’s burgers being fried up in Times Square.  So, there you have it.  A winter storm can mask ALMOST every man-made foul smell.

© Laura Genao 2007

Not Picture Perfect–Better

15 Feb

That’s not just a bad picture of a half-eaten chocolate cupcake.  It’s the sign of my delicious Valentine’s Day (even if it did snow and sleet in NYC today).  Hope yours was as good.

Hostess Cupcake

© Laura Genao 2007

Sometimes They’re So Unnerving

14 Feb

While my mother and I generally get along really well, that’s not always the case.  We’ll have our fights about her vision of who I should be, what I should be doing, how she thinks I reflect on her, and all of those other things mothers and daughters have fought about since the beginning of time.

We had one of those fights earlier this week.  You know them.  The kind where you vow to hang up and never call again because it’s just not worth the aggravation and you are thirtysomething years old and don’t have to take being treated like that.

Well, I did call again, and she confessed that she’d been feeling ill, and I immediately knew that meant she wasn’t sleeping.  When my mother doesn’t sleep, she gets cranky and mean, and she imagines all kinds of things.  She imagines my retirement, my future illnesses, whether or not I eat enough, whether her grandchildren will be okay without her. 

I suppose I can understand her neuroses.  If I was up for seven extra hours a night with nothing to do but worry about all of the people who’ll be left behind when I’m not here anymore, I might wake up feeling kind of bossy.

Fortunately, my mom came around to understanding her fear, too.  She saw some friends and commiserated with them about getting older and losing sleep over all manner of “tonterías.”  It made her feel better and, although I was the one who called her back, she did manage to give me her version of an apology.  She told me about how happy I make her and how her friends told her that as they’ve gotten older they’ve gotten mean and crabby and irrational and often say things they don’t mean.  She didn’t have to say more and I didn’t make her. 

© Laura Genao 2007

Good luck, kid

13 Feb

Quote of the day, courtesy of a friend who just made partner at a large NY law firm. 

We just got our kid into private kindergarten, and I have to tell you,  in the past when I interviewed law students for my law firm I often thought that if I was doing it today, I wouldn’t have been able to get into my law school.  Then, when I started interviewing high schoolers for my college, I thought that I wouldn’t have gotten into my college if I was applying today either.  The saddest part is that now that I know what it takes to get into some of these private schools, I don’t even think I’d be able to get into kindergarten if I was applying today.

© Laura Genao 2007

La Orca

12 Feb

I hear it’s raining in Los Angeles.  No llueve aqui, but that Orca’s going to come busting through the ice any minute now.

Ice Diamonds

© Laura Genao 2007

Where in the World?

10 Feb

No, I’m not in Rio for Carnaval.

Where in the world?


© Laura Genao 2007

All Work And No Play

10 Feb

makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  It also makes me really cranky.  A solution to this situation comes soon.

© Laura Genao 2007

Go Sparks!

7 Feb

I mentioned earlier that a friend got a really cool job.  Well, it’s public now.  My flag football buddy, Nancy Spears, is the new president of the L.A. Sparks.  While she looks all cleaned up and professional in the head shots put out in the press, I have pictures of the real her.  This one in particular should keep her from getting too high and mighty.

Funny face

We’re so happy for your success and will buy those season tickets now!

© Laura Genao 2007

 

Real Life Cooking

6 Feb

Those refrigerators on the Food Network never look like those found in real kitchens.  If I ever hosted a cooking show (hah!), I would have to do some serious rearranging (although looking at it now, I did pretty well at hiding the 64 oz. bottle of ketchup).

Fridge

© Laura Genao 2007

Yo Mamá

5 Feb

A colleague and I engaged in an adult version of Yo Momma one day.  Our exchange came down to a throw down over whose mother paid greater attention to home cleanliness.  The conversation ended something like this.

Me:  Well, my mother takes the trash out every night and washes the trash cans every week.

Him: Well, does your mother clean chicken bones? 

Me:  What do you mean?

Him:  Does your mother take the gnawed bones off of the dinner plate, wash them in hot water, and then wrap them in a plastic bag that must immediately be deposited in the outdoor trash can?

Me:  You’re lying!!  Why would anyone wash chicken bones?

Him:  Because no unclean thing can be in a clean person’s house.  I take it I win? 

Me:  Yes, your mother is weirder.

© Laura Genao 2007

When The Accent Slips

3 Feb

Now there’s a good way to make business use of those pesky esses.

What's Being Cleaned?

© Laura Genao 2007

Men Working

2 Feb

Is that what they call it?

Men Working

© Laura Genao 2007

Those Breadbowls

1 Feb

I wonder if frijoles enteros would taste good in a sourdough breadbowl.  And, if they did, what would you call that dish?  Sopa de frijoles en pan?  Frijoles empanados? Frijoles sin cazuela? Frijoles agrios?  Any suggestions?

Clam Chowder Bread Bowls

© Laura Genao 2007

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